Tuesday, May 29, 2018

Avengers Infinity Wars Review

Okay so I have seen this movie three times already, about every week since it came out.  I think that the most pivotal character in this movie is Doctor Strange.  He and Wong clearly state that they would die defending the Time Stone.  He even tells Iron man that he would protect the Time Stone over him and Spidey.  However Mantis points out Strange acting strange and he says he saw them win 1 scenario out of a ton(well more than that like a million).  So strange's actions were very calculated and maybe Peter (Quill not spider man) was supposed to stop them from succeeding maybe they were supposed to get close, and Iron man draw blood from Thanos?  So Strange give Thanos that stone was so that he could get
vision's stone, sorry wanda 😟  So I think that this movie was a lot better than the past avenger's movies.  They made it funny sad (groot, spidey, quill, mantis, bucky,etc WHYYY) Loki was the worst he was finally accepting that he was thor's brother and wanted to help his brother in the only way he knew how, MISCHIEF! So the ending everyone dies and Iron Man is stuck on a planet with Nebula.  However I feel like this is a trope in movies, Harry Potter literally dies before he kills Voldemort, Lord of the Rings, Frodo gets bitten by Shelob before he destroys the ring.  So with this trope something bad happens but you won't get anywhere without your friends.  In Harry Potter, Hagrid carries him back to the castle, LOTR Sam wears the ring for Frodo and uses sting to kill the Orc's to get to him and carries him up Mount Doom, (Well in
That's what you get for having a child with a horse
the movie at least).  So in Infinity Wars Doctor Strange is the friend by dooming them all so that Iron Man has to save them all by dying and Pepper is actually pregnant! 0.o  Well I don't know but that would explain a Iron Man reboot his own child or Pepper is Iron man Now??  I mean I really like Loki in the movies but in Norse Mythology he has a child with a horse so that's kind of like hm, I think I like thor better he hasn't had any child with any animal I know of or has he had a sky baby? I mean he is over 1000 years old he had to have a child by now?? Right?  So Thanos left behind Storm Breaker for Thor to use against him and I feel like he won't miss his head in the Part 2.  I mean if there wasn't a part 2 the deaths would be a lot more final.  I refuse to watch trailers for the next movie I want to go in blind.  It seemed like all the parts in the movie that got a reaction were literally in the trailers. (opening night) I don't actually want to be blind well I'm half blind already.  Okay I hope you enjoyed my ramblings and if not I don't care really I doubt you got this far anyway bye bye.

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