A whole MOnth...

Man I am getting really bad at this or what? I guess that it is easier to make a blog when you are busy doing other things. College life wasn't to hectic for me, but it kept me busy. Now all I have to be busy is my thoughts. I am a cashier at Meijer right now, and I do the chores everyday, get sick go to church. Nothing much is new. However, I have been thinking of things to fill my time with. I have to be better at talking with people. I have not much of a social life. I go to church activities and talk to no one. I spend the day with my friends but those are far between, they all work. I am thinking of making power points of summarizing wiki articles, or just general research on a certain topic. I am also going to try to build a really cool financial model, not sure what it is. However I also want to make power points to go with it. I just want to work towards something. Why not what I went to college for?? I will make a awesome excel model and get a really cool job, I guess those are things I can attain. Also maybe make a new friend. I've heard it gets harder as you get older. worth the effort though, I talk to way to many people at work. HOwever it doesn't stress me out, going home at 23 hundred hours does. Well I rambled enough, I hope you have a wonderful day for whoever is still reading this...

Hey

Hey does anyone want daily blogs from me? Okay I hope you people have a wonderful day!

Evan Peters

Okay I admire Evan Peters sue me.  He is a wonderful actor and I had a dream that we worked on a movie together.  I know that it is kind of weird but who cares!  I hope you guys have a lovely day! AHGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Its been a while

I haven't really been on here in awhile.  That is because when I do something I get into a habit of doing it.  However I get into a habit with that current situation so know I have a new schedule so I want to start doing daily blogs or blogs every other day.  Well at least once a week if not more. I have plans for what I want to do.  I am going to do that Write a book in November thing because no one is stopping me.  I have no idea why people are still going to my blog with no new posts but ah well. I watched Joy last night and it was amazing.   This is my favorite season, the cursed summer is over and I am joyus.  Some people get seasonal depression in winter, I could say I get it in the summer (well not really, I just hate summer.)

Hey

So today is my birthday.  wOOOOOOOOOOOOO I am 24 years old ahhhhhhhhhhhhh so old gaa.
I am finally an adult in my mental age according to an inside joke my friend have.  Actually it was proven by a doctor but it isn't so serious as I made it.  Fear the clown! Bread doesn't taste good to me anymore.  CHicken Nuggets aren't that good anymore either!  I am growing up woow.  I still love steak as much as ever though :D  i hope you guys have a wonderful day full of cake and stuff!  I got gluten free cake :) I ate a little shhh.

too

haha I used to feel like this

ZOotopia

I have been playing a zootopia game for some reason.  Zootopia is on Netflix now so I can watch it whenever.  I'll probably watch it now.  I'm on the 5th level of the game and I think I will try to beat it.  I will never spend money on a app in my life.  Well so far I have spent $5 on apps but that was to get an app because someone made it and I wanted it sue me.  Okay I think thats good for today have a great day yall.

How to Be a People Magnet

MY NOTES  

Female/Male

1. In your Shoes

2. Eye Contact

3. The Expanded Thank You

4. Trifling Touch

5. Slow, Spillover Smile

6. Listen to their Heart

7. Dis-Guys my Dialogue 

8. De-Gurrl my Dialogue 

    Lower my voice, speak more directly less hesitantly, and say    what I want 

   Say what I mean in complete sentences, no beating around the bush

   straight on with no humble introductions

   minimize feeling words and substitute facts. 

   drop all taglines 

   never apologize unless I mean it

   Show appreciation and trust 

9. Listen like a Nail 

10. Listen like Dunking Ducks 

11. Ditch the Butchers, talk to the Trashers

12. I am beautiful 

13. I'm a good mover

14.  The emperor's new clothes

   + Don't have anything in your hands so you seem approachable

   + Clothes only righteous can see, he was actually naked

15. My Five Star Smile

   1) Maintain eye contact

   2) Have our webs touching

   3) to exert light pressure

   4) to keep our palms marble close

   5) Perpendicular to the floor

Busy week

My week has been busy, so I didn't end up writing the blog I wanted to.  However that is just alright.  I went to my grandma's, played games.  Than I went to Florida, saw KSC, a payload launch, and got a toy rocket cool cool.  I hope you peeps have a wonderful day!

Chic n' stu

ah the beginning of chic n' stu is "this ballgame is in the refrigerator" I always thought it was "falling through the refrigerator" :(


Have a wonderful day darlings!!!!

Funnies

http://tobirules39.tumblr.com/post/149534426890/uptown-funking-around-important

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I hope you guys have a wonderful day! <3

Whats up

tried to make it pretty??!??

Whoever gave me 21 views today, thanks! If it was multiple people eh that's fine.  I'm reading some really cool books right now when I finish I will share my notes with you.  *Hint* it isn't Harry Potter it is more of a book that will teach me a hopefully fruitful skill.  Post graduation life is weird, no more school...!?? I am pretty sure I have been in school since I was 3, 20 years of school and now it's over.  I haven't been in school for 20 years literally.  I love learning, I graduated but I still want to learn.  I crave knowledge so much.  I might not be the smartest person ever but I usually hold my own in trivia.  I remember when I was younger a question was "what is the month with the most fires?"  Without a second thought I said December and everyone was astonished I was correct.  I am pretty sure I just watched a movie about a Jewish Family and they were celebrating Hanukkah.  Or I just learned what Hanukkah was and I thought about that is probably a fire hazard.  Oh we had a fireman as a neighbor and I think I recall him saying that, so I thought that.  Rant over, haha.  I decided I want to focus on reading/studying, because my chores only take about 2 hours, exercise takes 1 hour, and job hunting takes an hour.  I devote certain days to spend more time on job hunting I just don't want to exhaust it to much.  You might think differently it is just how I want to do it.  So I have 4 hours in the day to do other stuff.  Oh man it took me a while to figure it out I just took long naps and watched stupid shows.  Or I would go catch invisible pokemon (still do).   However one day I turned on Interstellar, I told myself I would clean my room until it was over.  I finally brought up the rocking chair that I bought almost 2 years ago (from a garage sale it was ~$2-5).  My sister said she wanted it for her babies but she never got around to covering it, and said it would take to much room.  So I made room in the corner, cleaned my closet (still messy) and now that is my reading corner.  I don't like to read by my computer because I think it is weird.  So I usually would read on my bed and I would fall asleep (hence the long naps).  When I bought the rocking chair I had no idea why I bought it I just got it because I just did, and now I use it for reading.  I used to love to read on

I thought about these two creatures a
lot today, Megalodon and Whale Shark

I saw a pic of a dead one :'(
DON'T HURT WHALE SHARKS!
I will eat all ur cheese 

the rocking chair in our old house, but now it is to close to the computer and I think it is weird.  I have a really weird affinity to reading close to computers don't I.  I think it comes from going to the library so often.  In the library people tend to gravitate toward the computers and come and go so it gets distracting.  If you sit on the poufy chairs set up in the back it seems to be less busy.  Thinking about it the rocking chair in the loft is as close to the computer as the rocking chair in my room.  However there's always stuff on it and has stuff around it and I don't want to move it just to read.  I'm weird. jaja have a wonderful days my dudes.

Here's is my progress on my poketeam since this blogpost.  I got the Magmar today (Row 1, Column 3; or in excel terms C1).  I made my team say Get out of my life steve, haha JK Rowling.  I don't know any steves I just write what comes to my brain.  Wait I knew a Steve in grade school :)

Harry Potter: Book One

So this a book I have read around 10 times. Not exaggerating, my first punishment I remember was my parents taking away my Harry Potter books. I really think that this book is amazing. I admire how Jolene passes time in this novel. I always think I have to explain every little thing, but that isn't what she does several months pass in a sentence. A wonderful evening is a paragraph. The more important scenes have more focus on them. I have read books where they describe things that seem very unimportant. She develops characters pretty well, even in the first book. I think that Hermione and Neville developed the most. I feel as though Harry and Ron stayed the same through the book with slight variations but not as much as Neville or Hermione. I have a skewed look on this because I have read all of the books beforehand. In the book a centaur says that Mars is bright tonight, and then (firenze?) laid it out more basically so Harry could understand him. I liked that that she decided to differentiate the centaurs because that pushed Harry to want to fight Voldemort. In the fifth book it is specified that Mars being bright means that war is coming, I paraphrase.  I love dumbledore in this one, he is portrayed as a crazy but wise man and in the other ones he is portrayed as a very powerful wizard.   Okay have a good day darlings.  

Sidenote, I had my copy of this book since I was in 8th grade almost a decade ago!

magic man

I made magic man fear him.  Anyway I hope you people are having a great day.  This blog is getting less and less serious.  Anyway it is more for me that anyone else.  I think the point of crying is because we don't understand something.  I don't get the benefits from crying honestly I don't think it has anything to with survival.  I always saw it as people trying to get attention, because so many people ignore people that cry.  So I always thought crying was unaccepted but it is something you gotta do you know.  KAY BYE.

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Harley and the Joker get married

My review of Suicide Squad. AHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' LET ME OUT SUZY!

There is a beautiful wedding with green, red and blue decorations dotting every table and wall in sight.  With very odd looking guests, just ignore the penguin.  The priest takes a manically laughing girl with a heavily tattooed man.  Than they get married and dance to the macaroni song.  It was truly beautiful.  Then they go to months of therapy and get their lives figured out and no longer are crazy.  They have two beautiful children and the Joker no longer has tattoos and Harley is happy. 
“Harley just do the dishes!”

“Okay, pudding!”

“I told you not to call me that anymore!!”    

“Okay I won’t” said Harley grabbing the jokers shoulder’s and giggling.  The joker pouted and turned around to hug Harley.  “Oh, you can call me whatever you want darling.”  

Idk what the macaroni song is... 

oh it is a thing
the joker's name is supposedly red hood but I like joker better. 

Tired

What has been going on in my life lots of stuff thanks for asking.  I like to have mints a lot, I like mints do you like mints?

What to do when your bored!
Eat a cheese....

what else is there???

Hope you guys have a good day full of cows.

Remember to not follow people into dark alleys to get that pokemon megalodon..

Zoo

I went to the zoo today, I think I talked way to much about Pokemon! Hey I don't talk to a lot of people so hey it's okay. Surprised I didn't talk extensively about chickens.  It was super fun we saw a lot of cool animals and kevin got dippin dots.  You know that one guy in the background of the picture.  He is dating Valerie (the one with the red hair)!  Super cool, I'm happy for them :)  Okay I hope you guys have a great day.  The two girls on both end are sisters, that's cool!

Fireworks

Yes Fireworks give me nightmares!
You can watch it now! I hope you people have a wonderful day full of Bear.

Movie

I made my own short movie, it is really bad and horrible acting my writing was less than a page.  So I got to share it with you wonderful people!  I hope you all have a great day and enjoy this movie for what it is worth.  Please share with me how it is, I think I want to work on these short movies more often maybe next one will be a cooking show or a game show.

Elf on the Shelf

I am making a series of my own based on this series made by WhatTravisSays!  I want to keep them at around 1 minute an episode.  Anyway my acting is bad and it isn't the best in the world and I am going to adlib everything.  I have the basic story down.  I thought I would just make an intro on what I do everyday, when I am done I will put them all together and make one big playlist.  Or the intro is a very short morning routine video!  I will post the playlist on here when I finish.  unless you guys want them as I make them!
BONUS, One of my fav youtubers finally got 1 million subscribers I have been following him since around this video which was 4 years ago!

Imovie

My first Imovie because I got a new phone, let me know if you guys like it :D  Also the song is from garageband! It was my first time doing Imovie and garage band so I'm not to good at it.  I hope you guys have a great day. 

Shepard's Pie Recipe

Prep Time: ~ 30 minutes                                                                                     Shepherd's Pie

                                                                          Ingredients

Hamburger - meat of

my first attempt at making this :) 

choice

McCormick gluten free gravy

Choice of veggies

Mash potatoes

Choice of shredded cheese

Recipe

1. Brown hamburgers - Drain

2. Cook 2 packs of gravy

3. Put browned hamburger and gravy in a casserole dish <I used a relatively small dish>

4. Add veggies

5. Top with mashed potatoes

6. Cook for 20 minutes

7. Add cheese

8. Cook for  7 more minutes

~I made this when I was doing a lot of other stuff so the time might be off just a tad.

reseracg

I have no idea I started to write a title and then my brain went mush.  I am looking for a job right now does anyone know a good way to get a job?  The cow jumped over the moon and ate all of my cinnamon toast crunch.  Why did the cow do that?  Okay I hope you people have a good day.  I just searched cow eating cinnamon toast crunch and this is one of the first images to show up.  I have no idea why don't question it.  Egg WASH? I didn't know you had to wash your eggs :'( I never have in my whole life.

lemony snickets

I seriously just realized that Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events is teaching kids about Murphy's Law.  That is why I understood the Murphy's Law so quickly.  I mean I did read it when I was a child I didn't know about Laws and the such.  Okay so I hope you lovely people have a good day :) HOw can I be smiling I am crying that was a fake smile this netflix thing has made me cry to many times.  Ugh Netflix is a cool company I would like to work for them.

 SideNote My Internet Addiction Blog has finally got over 6,000 hits!  Idk if that is a good thing or a bad thing?  Wait I have a follower.  I didn't notice that? Oh wait no I just looked at it wrong hehe! 

mimikyur

my new fav pokemon?!? 

what he looks like

how I get sharp pencils

Okay so this pokemon is in Sun and Moon.  You know the new game that is coming out really soon?  Sincerely I think that this pokemon has outshined Numel for me.  I know, I know that you're all gasping so much right now.  He is a Ghost Fairy Type Pokemon and that is amazing.  That sounds like the kind of pokemon you wouldn't want to encounter.  However I love this Pokemon so much because he wants to be loved hence the obvious pikachu outfit.  A Ghost Fairy Type is a absolutely scary creature and I can only imagine what he really looks like. Okay for this I used colored pencils (just crayola nothing fancy), a pen, and a really sharp pencil. I drew from the source for a little bit than I closed the window and drew from memory, I just got the basic shape.  So it may not look just like mimikyu but hey I felt like adding my own touch to it.  I thought it would be cool to make the face look darker and have one eye lopsided.  You may not think that but I did.  I am not an artist by a long shot but I do love to do it.  I added sketchy lines around him on purpose because I think he looks like a sketchy character.  Not in the fact that he is scary more that his costume looks throw together.   I just like drawing and I enjoy colouring even more.  So yeah I hope you people have a great day.  Oh next time I might not outline with pen does anyone know a better outline tool?  BTW it took me ~20 minutes to draw and colour this so don't criticize to much.  I might try to draw a better picture of him later on.

to many H's

Boogers

Hi!
Please visit this! Eat my shorts Gandalf!
My beautiful code check it out wacky people What I had no idea you could code things on here, what is this place called the internet ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Puke

I just puked a little
nothing else for tody I just hope you darling people have a great day and take a shower and don't kill anyone

Days are thin

Everyday's a new adventure, or a new trip to the fridge.  It is what you made it to be.  You can do anything you want, get those chicken nuggets.  I hope you lovely people are having a wonderful day :)  Enjoy this dog, it is majestic.  Everyone is a squirrel and I will not eat them trust me.  Or don't trust me I just don't have the appetite for eating a squirrel.  I would never kill an animal and eat it like to much blood I get gag when I see blood in those freezer meat pack things. Fish bleed trust me I checked Yahoo answers! Okay man just eat all of those chicken nuggets now that you got them don't waste your time reading this you filth or clean.  Idk if your clean or dirty I won't judge you either way.

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my poketeam

behold my mess of pokemon and have a great day darlings. 

gf lion cub, gf stand for gluten free and lion cub was the first animal I thought of.  GHOSTS IN THE WALL AND THEY CRAWL IN YOUR HEAD THROUGH YOUR EAR I didn't have patience to write it all out, especially with it crashing.

Lose Weight!?!

When i got this app I had no idea it would help me so much.  I actually talk to random people, well not very long but its a step up? I also lost 20 POUNDS, repeat 20 POUNDS. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH where has this been for the past 10 years? SEriously this is going to be a sport someday.  People are going to meet every week and compete with how many pokemons they get.  Actually I think it already is a sport haha, maybe there be an event for battling pokemon haha  alright thanks for reading lovelies have a day that is okay or great I don't control you

Hey

There this pig who liked to walk around and find all of the truffles and eat them.  He was a great pig and everyone hated him because they couldn't make money on truffle oil.  I hope you have a good day my peeps. Moral of the story is that people only like you if you help them make money!

HI

WHAT?! dude these jobs require you to know about pokemon?  Who said that playing pokemon would not get you anywhere! Okay so I was finally able to play pokemon go today and I will just say it is pretty amazing!  However the insistent crashing is a bit annoying and I don't have any room for it, I think I will just let it sit for a while.  Apparently there is an accessory with this game for $30.  I really want it, but maybe I can use that money to save for a apartment in the future?? Yeah I'll do that :) Have a fantastic day my darlings!  Oh yeah super important I went to the park to catch dem pokemans and I saw a group of kids playing and it was weird.  Also it was so hot today that I had to water my plants twice.  The cucumbers were so wilted that I thought it was dead.  The plant looked like a towel you know when you draw fabric, it seems to be the way people always draw it.  BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE!!!!!!!!!!! i WATERED IT AND it iT it no deAD!

Pokemon GO! AWAY

IT IS NOT WORKING! i dun care i wanna play :'( MY MUSIC IS also being weird, anyone know what that means?  anyways I hope you have a lovely day beautiful people :D Oh, I moved my pillow to the other side of the bed, why oh why would I do that?  Sometimes we do things in our sleep that don't make sense!

Deadpool made me cry

I have no idea why, and I am not going to say what movie I am talking about.  I know I don't write on this much, but I dont think I ever promised I was going to be a daily blogger.  you know things happen.  I had a crisis because of the mac & Cheeto.  Have a good day darlings!

Hey finally a bird related post

I just thought this was worth sharing, Have a good day my dudes. AAAAHHHHH!

Visual Novel ROugh and I DUN CAAARE

I am going to try making a visual dating sim on my computer for a little bit every night, shot I spent 3 hours trying to figure it out! I think I somewhat got a hang of it. Every answer to each question has rippling consequences. Muhhahaha Tell me readers what animal of these is your favorite. This is a rough draft, I am using ren;py I have 115 lines so far! THis is my script I made for this is below and very very rough. I just had a thought in my head that it be funny to say I dun caare! Idk why I hope you people have a lovely day and say I dun caare on a unsuspecting person! Oh maybe for fun you can comment what all your favorites are :) Than if I actually finish this rough draft I let you know your results!

• Starting Scenes
• Where do you want to go (Mall, Trash Dump, School,  House)
• “What is your name?”
• Andrea
• “Thats a nice name! That's my name for any random people reading this”
• Bilbo
• “Lord of the RIngs? Really Nerd!!”
• Logorrheawhinchat
• “Wow cool name, haven’t heard that one before”
• Mall
• Shoe store
• Meet otter
• “Hi my name is otter!”
• “What is your favorite color”
• “Blue
• Green
• Purple
• Video game store
• Meet Snail
• S - “Hi my name is snail!”
• “What is your favorite snack
• Junk FOod
• Hot Drinks
• Fruits and Veggie
• Trash dump
• Right
• Pig
• What is your favorite pizza topping?
• Just Cheese
• Pepperoni
• I only eat Vegan
• Left
• Gecko *
• WHat is your favorite Planet
• Mars
• Mercury
• Pluto (It was a planet when I was a kid, so it is a planet in my eyes)
• School*
• "Science Lab*
• Parrot
• What is your favorite type of seed
• Millet
• Grass
• Organic
• Theater*
• Octopus
• WHat is your favorite food
• Grains
• Dairy
• Meat
• House*
• Kitchen*
• Cow
• What is your favorite dessert?
• Cake
• Ice Cream
• Cookies
• Bathroom*
• Hobo Lord (is dog)
• What is your favorite Geographical Feature?
• WaterFalls
• Mountains
• Oceans

* Means need picture

chocolate milk can't talk to you!

I can't think of any cool blog posts to write today, but yeah whatevs.  I hope you all have a great day today.

Quokkas are cute
okay we have come to an understanding good day sir.  I haven't in the slightest why the text has changed so abruptly. 

posts

I just realized I can get away with writing shorter posts because I take a while to make a cool post.
HEy go here so I can get more hearts!

Raisin

There was a raisin in my bathtub.  I wanna try a new recipe that I got from one punch man today.  No worries I will show the update.

bee aprons

I don't understand why people who gloat about how much money they spend.  THen people watch the videos that they make on youtube.  Watch mytoecold, it is a bit much but pretty funny.  Also I am becoming a fan on SuperMega and I think they are coming back soon!  The title was just something I was thinking about, hm yeah I want a bee apron.  I wanna do yoga, I was lazy today because I was exhausted from my trip not including all the prep I had to do.  What will I do when I have to take care of a big people and a little people?  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh
- U have a good day m8

Vacation

I didn't hype up this vacation as much as I did the Ireland trip.  I spent about a week with my family and made sure that no one would throw pitchforks at me.  It was a great trip and no wi-fi at all.  So  I laid in bed and thought about life in general.  Goodbye good people this was just an update post so yeah I'll post when I have more creative or a good idea. No one voted on my poll, that's okay you lolly lickers.

delious recipe

When I got on my diet I thought I couldn't make anything fun, but I was wrong because this pizza was a lot of fun to make and I loved making it :)
I made a Mexican pizza with

• 1 gluten free pizza crust
• *I used 2 egg yolk because I can't have egg white
• Toppings
• Re-fried Beans
• Mexican Vegetable Frozen Mix
• Browned some beef and mixed with gluten free taco mix

To top it off I added some peach applesauce and a snickerdoodle (gluten free)

I attempted to make a blog with recipes once upon a time, maybe I'll go back to doing that.  This recipe is really good and the only way I find I can make a pizza and it taste good.  I get gluten free pizza at Mariano's.  It is green and tastes delicious. I spelled delicious wrong on purpose in the title. Same reason why I called the blog Birb and not bird.

Hi!

BEautiful 

I am going on a vacation soon, so I have been preparing for that.  I haven't even played video games am I turning into an adult who doesn't play video games ahh.  I am just writing this to let you guys know that I won't be on this blog for a while.  It has felt more of as a chore than something fun.  I don't want this to be a chore, I doubt anyone will miss it but yeah.  It will be a while before I post on here again.  This post is entirely to let you know that.  I hope you people have a good day!
"WE SHOULD WORK TOWARD WORLD PEACE.  LIKE GIVING EVERYONE IN THE WORLD AN UPA CUSHION" ~Mayuri
~TUTURU!!!