Blah day

It is I, Dio!

I named my chicken butt.  So so you know butt is doing fine.  I can see how this title is misleading.  Whatever, I am talking about a chicken, not my gluteus maximus! You guys need to know how my virtual chicken is doing, because I love him.  I don't love rain man he is a poser.  I didn't exercise today.  I just studied, went through photos, went shopping and took really random naps.  I hope you guys can know what it is like to love a virtual chicken.  I am starting to write these is the morning again, because at night I am just really tired and fall asleep and forget to update my blog.  So I just write them in the morning.  It is just very interesting how small choices can make big changes.  I didn't go for a walk, maybe if I did I would of been bitten by a dog? (That's happened twice, small dogs) Maybe if I had gone to chipotle I would of gotten blood poisoning and befriended a Russian man.  Like that guy from Man From Uncle.  No, no hear me out I go to the hospital for blood poisoning and I am spinning on a spinny chair.  Than a russian man appears out of nowhere and kisses me and we live happily ever after.  But I die from blood poisoning.  Than the Russian man has to bury me and burn my house, like Full Metal Alchemist.  He than ventures for the sorcerer's stone, and joins U.N.C.L.E.  He also met Ethan Hunt along the way and they go to Walmart together on the weekends, to watch birds.  They have a happy life and go their separate ways.  Than the Russian man finds a bunch of money where he has lived his whole life, but he had to go all the way to Egypt to figure it out!  So sad, I don't know deal with it, I have a bread.  I am going to eat the bread. I hope you lovely people have a great day!  Do you guys like my random thoughts, or do you want more structured posts?  Or do you even have an opinion...