Fanfiction ch. 1

*Fanfiction I wrote, from random names dude. 
Dan from Dan is not on fire stopped down and picked up a strange red object.

"What is this?" Dan said is a strange voice.

"That's yarny man" Said a man holding his hand out in a very friendly manner.

"Hey, take off the mask" Dan said not recognizing the man because of a simple white mask with a whip of hair sticking out.

"No thank you friend I keep this on at all times." Cry said adjusting his mask.

"Okay I going to my couch and browsing through tumblr all day." Dan said hulking to his front room.

Phil came in and crashed into Cry, "I am sorry mate" Phil said holding his hand out steadying himself.

Cry laughed that sweet laugh.

"Hey friend, it is okay." He said ruffling his hair.

"Oh your cry, I love your videos!"

"Yeah thanks friend, I'll see you later," Cry said jumping out of the window.

Cry jumped onto the street just 20 stories down.

Where he met Ian.

"Oh hi friend," Cry said to Ian

Ian karate chops Cry and calls the KGB, because they are in Russia.

Ian was overwhelmed with how many people he had karate chopped today.  Cry was the last for the day, he couldn't handle it anymore.  So he decided to take a break to drink some chocolate with Sir Ian Mckellen.  They got along well because they both had the same name.

"Ah, hello Ian I hope you had a great day today!" Ian said in a laid back way.

"Yeah, it was pretty great." He said just noticing a person he didn't want to see.

"Hey Guys how is it going!?" Adam Sandler said prancing into the chocolate store.

"Uh, I'm not here," Ian said hiding his face behind his menu.

"Yeah me to" said younger less attractive Ian.

"Oh man, I guess I will just go spend my 1 million dollars elsewhere."

Both Ians both look up at the same time and say in unison "Wait, I am here Adam!"

"Oh, now I can see you guys!" adam said brightly.  "Upside is whatever you buy I have to take half."

"I guess a horse it out" Older Ian said.

Ian Somerhalder randomly died from an asteroid.  Emilie came out of nowhere and said "Good thing you had your dessert first!"

"Yes indeed he did."

Cry escaped from the KGB and was scaling the building they were in. "Just like a video game, I am so cool" Cry said to himself as a small child was staring at him with a high tech cell phone in hand.

Cry talked to the young child on their high tech phone.  They made a deal that if the child could be in one of Cry's movies then he wouldn't tell the KGB he escaped from their establishment.  So they went back to Cry's house in Florida.  Which wasn't to far so the kid was alright.  They played Ori and the Blind Forest together both adding commentary here and there.

"Okay kid the movie is up," Cry said after uploading the movie that was about 1 hour long.

"Whatever," the kid said with his nose in his phone and walking out the door.

"Hey kid don't you want a ride home?" Cry said grabbing his keys to his car.

"No, I can walk."

*THE END*

Cry didn't go back to the KGB and lived happily ever after.

*I don't want to continue this cause I am bored of this story.