Biscuit

Hey guys how it be going for you?  I hope it be going good. I'm tired so i thought i would write down my tired thoughts. Do birds ever seek solitude, does any animal directly violate their survival instincts?  I'm just curious i know humans do it but are we the only capable species to do that?  I had to carry around a toilet lid at Walmart this morning. I cleaned all the brown stuff off the toilet. I like to imagine it's pudding. Than i won't be grossed out. Byakuran's bowl is getting dirty luckily tomorrow is cleaning day!  I clean his bowl once a week. The jug has been moving around the trunk of my car. What if someone stole it and replaced it with drugs and frame me for a crime.  Oh no i'll let you guys know if I got the prison. Wait I don't know if they let you update your blog. Ill guess ill go on a hiatus.  I. Like biscuits   And jello.  Hey I am going to add more because I feel like I left you guys hanging with what I wrote earlier during my nap.  I can write while I am sleeping, yet I didn't do that.  If you guys want me to do that I will post my writings on here.  Wait, I don't know if I can do that only if there is conveniently a pen and paper in the my hands. Oh there is a gluten free convention where you get free food.  It costs $17, but I also want to watch Captain America on Friday.  I am more excited for spider man than anything.  He is my favorite man, within the marvel universe.  I feel like I could get into Deadpool but that movie is rated R. Whatever floats your boat guys, I won't judge you if you want to do the dance you want to do.

 Ah man, I'll just wait for it to come out on Vidangel, which is like netflix but it makes naughty movies not naughty.  Which I approve of, we watched a movie once.  That was cool.  One time I touched a dead raccoon, I wanted to take it home but I was afraid of getting AIDS.  When I was a kid, someone told me AIDS happened if you touched dead things.  So I didn't touch dead things.  Wait, I have touched some dead things in my life.  I'll leave that to your imagination what am I talking about?   I hope you fluffy people have a fluffy day.  L.  Have I told you guys that I like anime?  Hm, I remember when I was a small child my friend

hated it, and now she loves it.  That's puberty for you?  I guess I don't know.  I don't advise touching anything that is dead.  DOn't touch a dead fridge, moon, house, dinosaur, the Sun, L, Light, you know just don't touch anything.  There once was a ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died.  Then some weirdo came and touched everyone and contracted HIV and died.  Oh, I also like pokemon, but I am not going to buy a 3DS for it.  I could probably just get an emulator and play it on my laptop dudes and dudettes.  Okay have a good day, I hope you enjoyed my added content.  Oh man I hope no one read the short one and thought that was it for today and said you know what andrea isn't quality blogger I quit, I quit, I am going to touch dead animals.   Hey tell me what you have in your purses because I forgot to put that in my last blog.  I want to eat a pizza from Little caesars but I can't because I graduated college.  Is it because I graduated college that I can now eat nicer pizza's.  Well, honestly I like to eat homemade pizza way better than store bought, restaurant pizza.  Yet, gluten free pizza is harder to make than regular pizza, WHY IS LIFE SO HARD! I am just kidding it isn't that hard, it is just more difficult to find ingredients.  Oh, the expo said that they will have pizza there! I have no idea how that will work but cool story bro.  I will see you peeps tomorrow.  How many times have I said goodbye, my fingers have a mind of their own.  I wrote that as I am falling asleep.  that is how hardcore I am.  Only four misspelled words! 5 :(  Dude one time someone was asking for advice on dying there hair.  I said oh you can dye a LITTLe bit of your hair and if you don't like it you can CUT off that LITTLE bit of hair.  They got really mad at me.  I was like dude chill out, I don't care about my hair but it obvious you can't even phantom cutting out a little bit of hair.  I was leaving it to interpretation as well.  People either don't listen to me than say exactly what I said, or take me way to seriously when I was saying something with no real intent of anyone hearing what I said.

Bonus Content for loyal viewers!

Would You Rather Beauty TAG!!!

Questions
1.Would you rather go out with messy hair and nice makeup or Nice hair and no make-up?
           Messy Hair all day every day!
2.Would you rather shave your eyebrows or have your eyelashes fall out?
           Shave my eyebrows you can always draw them on, and honey I am not putting glue           on my eyeballs. 
3.Would you rather be forced to shop at only MAC or Sephora for the rest of your life?
        I don't care I wouldn't buy anything.  Whatever one has more edible items.
4.Would you rather wear lipgloss/lipliner look or 80's perm?
           Obviously lipgloss/lipliner.  I have never done that honestly 
5.Would you rather leave the house with an obvious foundation line or overdone blush?
       overdone blush, are you an idiot? 
6.Would you rather wear MC Hammer pants or biker shorts in public?
                   Biker shorts all day every day.
7.Would you rather have a bad orange-y spray tan or really weird tan lines that can't be covered?
               Weird tan lines that can't be covered, like a non tattoo. 
8.Would you rather have a bad haircut or bad hair color? 
                Bad hair colour, I wear it with pride. 
9.Would you rather have youtube or twitter taken away forever?
                    Twitter I never use it.
10. Would you rather give up using makeup brushes or mascara? 

                  Makeup brushes, you can always use your fingers or a mechanical pencil with bits of yarn sticking out (i have no idea if that works) 

BONUS JONAS QUEON: something that happened to you in middle school. 

I yelled ladder really, really, loudly when I was trying to talk to someone.  I wanted to be there friend, granted I was never there friend, they could be dead, they could be married and live in Vancouver I don't know.  

1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Yes
2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? All the time
3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? Depends If I am lazy, tucked out otherwise tucked in
4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before? No
5:Do you like to use post-it notes? Yes, I have like 12 on my closet
6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? No
7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? Bear
8:Do you have freckles? YEs
9:Do you always smile for pictures? no
10:What is your biggest pet peeve? People touching my head, like can you not?!
11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk? No my Fitbit does though
12:Have you ever peed in the woods? Yes
13:What about pooped in the woods? Yes, are you an idiot?
14:Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?  Yes, all the time
15:Do you chew your pens and pencils? Yep
16:How many people have you slept with this week? Does my fish count as people?
17:What size is your bed? Bed sized
18:What is your Song of the week? Sowing Season
19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Yes, are you an idiot?
20:Do you still watch cartoons? Yes
21:Whats your least favorite movie? Um those movies where you know exactly how it is going to end in the first 2 minutes, Psycho being one.  But I still kind of liked it
22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? In a well
23:What do you drink with dinner? Water
24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Spicy
25:What is your favorite food? BIBIMBAP
26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Lord of the Rings, Interstellar
27:Last person you kissed/kissed you? Doggie
28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout?  NO
29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? NO
30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? A few weeks ago
31:Can you change the oil on a car? No, I pay someone
32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket? No
33:Ever ran out of gas? No
34:Favorite kind of sandwich? Free
35:Best thing to eat for breakfast? Smoothie
36:What is your usual bedtime? When I am tired, 8 pm, 4 am, midnight, noon, whenever
37:Are you lazy?  Yes and no
38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? A witch
39:What is your Chinese astrological sign? Libra
40:How many languages can you speak? 1
41:Do you have any magazine subscriptions? No
42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs? LEGOS
43:Are you stubborn? NO I AM NOT STUBBORN
44:Who is better...Leno or Letterman? I don’t care
45:Ever watch soap operas? Yes, there amazing
46:Are you afraid of heights? No, only when I can fall
47:Do you sing in the car?  YEs
48:Do you sing in the shower? Not so much
49:Do you dance in the car? NO
50:Ever used a gun? Paint ball gun, BB gun
51:Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? never
52:Do you think musicals are cheesy? yes
53:Is Christmas stressful? No
54:Ever eat a pierogi? NO
55:Favorite type of fruit pie? Lemon
56:Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Writer, janitor
57:Do you believe in ghosts? YEp
58:Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? YEp
59:Take a vitamin daily? YES
60:Wear slippers? SOmethings
61:Wear a bath robe? YEs
62:What do you wear to bed? PJS
63:First concert? NONE
64:Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Cheapest and closest
65:Nike or Adidas? NONE
66:Cheetos Or Fritos? NONE
67:Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? NONE
68:Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? No
69:Ever take dance lessons? NO
70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Dog sledding
71:Can you curl your tongue? NO
72:Ever won a spelling bee? No
73:Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Maybe?
74:Own any record albums? NO
75:Own a record player? NO
76:Regularly burn incense? I am not that kind of girl
77:Ever been in love? YEs
78:Who would you like to see in concert? SOAD
79:What was the last concert you saw? NONE
80:Hot tea or cold tea? NOE
81:Tea or coffee? NONE
82:Sugar or snickerdoodles? Snickerdoodles
83:Can you swim well? No
84:Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yes
85:Are you patient?  I can be
86:DJ or band, at a wedding? NO rude
87:Ever won a contest? YEs
88:Ever have plastic surgery? NO
89:Which are better black or green olives? NO
90:Can you knit or crochet? YES
91:Best room for a fireplace? The flammable one
92:Do you want to get married? YES
93:If married, how long have you been married? NO
94:Who was your HS crush? People
95:Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? NO
96:Do you have kids? NO
97:Do you want kids? MAybe
98:Whats your favorite color? Blue
99:Do you miss anyone right now?  YEs

Questions:

Makeup:
blush or bronzer
lip gloss or lipstick
eye liner or mascara
foundation or concealer
neutral or color eye shadow
pressed or loose eye shadows
brushes or sponges

Nails:
OPI or china glaze
Long or short
Acrylic or natural
Brights or darks 
Flower or no flower 

Body:
perfume or body splash
lotion or body butter 
body wash or soap
lush or other bath company 

Fashion:
jeans or sweat pants
long sleeve of short
dresses or skirts
stripes or plaid 
flip flops or sandals 
scarves or hats
studs or dangly earrings 
necklaces or bracelets 
heels or flats 
cowboy boots or riding boots
jacket or hoodie 
forever 21 or charlotte russe 
abercombie or Hollister
saks 5th or nordstrom

Hair:
curly or straight
bun or ponytail
bobby pins or butterfly clips
hair spray or gel 
long or short 
light or dark 
side sweep bangs or full bangs
up or down 

Random:
Rain or shine
Summer or winter
Fall or spring 
Chocolate or vanilla 
East coast or west coast