Wednesday, June 08, 2016

How to...

Hey readers, from Germany from France, from Iowa I don't know who you are really.  However I like anyone who wants to read my blog or sneeze at it, hey buddy you're cool with me. I realized that my blog has been lackluster recently.  I read Mandy's Blog and it inspired me to spend more time with my blog and not just throw up anything I feel like writing down on this website.  Actually I am writing it on Word because I understand this processor better and I write my all my text based projects on this program.  Hm I think I will tell you a story I learned something from so you can learn from it to?  Hopefully… One time I left my DS on the plane because I fell asleep and it fell under the blankets and I didn’t see it when I was on the plane.  I had to run across the airport to get it and I got it luckily.  I think it was a time when people still had DS’s.  So someone could have taken it thinking it was theirs.  From that experience I learned that you need to keep track of all of your belongings and make sure you don’t lose anything.  Sometimes you lose things because you have been neglecting them. ~
I looked up the most popular how to on google, they are be single, happy, and funny.    Okay I will tell you how to do all those three things so you don’t have to!  I am going to write down the general items and then write my own descriptions for them without reading them. (well more if I agree with them or not)

How to Be Single

Consider Health Benefits of being single
a.      So when you’re not single you get a disease? That’s doesn’t sound fun.  This one doesn’t make any sense. When you date someone you break your leg or get the flu constantly.  I have no idea.
Appreciate freedom to spend your time how you want
b.      You can’t do what you want when you’re single? I guess you have to put effort into seeing each other.  However I guess if you’re in a relationship and you don’t want to spend time with your partner than you need to look at yourself in the pond. m
Consider financial benefits of being single
c.       Again these make no sense to me, I think it would be better when I am in a relationship because I am a finance major.  That is one of the things I am looking forward to sharing financial responsibility with someone else.  Is that weird.
Enjoy the ability to maintain friendships and create new ones
d.      Wait when you’re not single you cannot make new friends this list dumbfounds me so much.  If my boyfriend was like you can’t make new friends I would slap him and make new friends anyway.  Than whatever happens next I’ll be fine with.
Know that you have the ability to seek out romantic relationships if you want to
e.      So good 10/10. 
Ignore media depictions of happy couples
f.        Yep I do this, I have never have.  I have known about bad relationships at a pretty young age.
Focus on becoming the best persons you can be.
g.      Yes, something I always tell myself be the person you want your husband to be.  Say you want someone who is productive, than you have to be productive.  I want my husband to be a man so that is one thing I cannot do, well I can but I don’t feel like it. 
Treat yourself
h.      With what, tamales?  I like tamales.
Surround yourself with supportive people
i.        This is a good thing to do.  You should do this in any situation, kind of like poison ivy and Harley quin.  I have no idea why that was the first thing I thought of, I like batman. 
Encourage yourself
j.        To do what eat tamales? Yes, I agree Tamales are good. t They have lard??? When I was a kid I thought lard was grass, the stuff you mow get your minds out of the gutter.
Become an optimist 1
k.       I am a realist, so I disagree.  Yeah….

How to be Happy

Don’t start with profundities
a.      Deep thought, hm that leads to dark places.
Do let the sun go down on anger
b.      Don’t be angry you didn’t get any tamales (Man I want tamales now, super Mercado?)
Fake it till you feel it
c.       Yeah my bother told me this, it applies to a lot of things.  If you have stage fright, someone annoying likes you, tamales….
Realize that anything worth doing is doing badly
d.      Yep, failing is a good thing you can’t learn anything from it than you fail.  You fail at failing good job.
Don’t treat the blues with a “treats.”
e.      I disagree with this, if you’re sad you need something to make you happy.  However don’t be obsessive about it, just pick up a ice cream or a candy not $50 worth of candy or ice cream.
Buy some happiness
f.        What, no just no YOU Can’t buy happiness WIKI HOW LIED TO ME
Don’t insist on the best
g.      Insist on the worst, yes.
Exercise to boost energy2
h.      This works, I have proof. 
Don’t worry, choose happy
i.        No, it’s okay to worry if someone if hanging off a cliff and the only way to save them is to grab them and pull them up.  If you’re not worried they will die.
Cultivate gratitude
j.        Yes, say thanks when someone gets you a tamale.
Foster forgiveness
k.       Yes, don’t hold onto grudges.
Money can’t buy happiness 3
l.        This contradicts wikihow, L

How to be Funny

Learn what makes you laugh
a.      No, don’t feel like it
Learn to laugh in boring or unfunny circumstances
b.      It makes it more fun!
Learn to appreciate witty wordplay and puns
c.       I love puns! Lettuce be off, this toast is eggcellent, these eggs are purrfect!
Appreciate Irony
d.      It is wonderful!
Trust in your inner sense of humor
e.      Yes important, everyone has a different sense of human and someday you will find people who share yours.
Take yourself less seriously
f.        Don’t think you’re a silly goofball dudes
Put yourself under the spotlight
g.      NOO NO NO no no no no no NO NO n
Know your audience
h.      Yeah kids, adults, teens, clowns, carnies, ghosts, celebs, elders, bishops, chaplains, writers, bloggers, entrepreneur, etc.   
Mislead the mind
i.        GO crazy girl
Strike while the iron is hot
j.        NO, you’ll hurt your hands owe
Know when not to be funny
k.       Um I can’t think of anything where it wouldn’t be bad to be funny, but again that is because I have Asperger’s probably, lol
Be observant 4
l.        Notice if there are tamales in the room or not

I think I am going to start writing these every two days. 

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