Hey readers, from Germany
from France, from Iowa I don't know who you are really. However I like
anyone who wants to read my blog or sneeze at it, hey buddy you're cool with
me. I realized that my blog has been lackluster recently. I read Mandy's Blog and it inspired me to spend more time with
my blog and not just throw up anything I feel like writing down on this
website. Actually I am writing it on Word
because I understand this processor better and I write my all my text based
projects on this program. Hm I think I
will tell you a story I learned something from so you can learn from it
to? Hopefully… One time I left my DS on
the plane because I fell asleep and it fell under the blankets and I didn’t see
it when I was on the plane. I had to run
across the airport to get it and I got it luckily. I think it was a time when people still had
DS’s. So someone could have taken it
thinking it was theirs. From that experience
I learned that you need to keep track of all of your belongings and make sure
you don’t lose anything. Sometimes you
lose things because you have been neglecting them. ~
I looked up the most
popular how to on google, they are be single, happy, and funny. Okay I will tell you how to do all those three
things so you don’t have to! I am going
to write down the general items and then write my own descriptions for them without
reading them. (well more if I agree with them or not)
How to Be Single
Consider Health Benefits of being
single
a.
So
when you’re not single you get a disease? That’s doesn’t sound fun. This one doesn’t make any sense. When you date
someone you break your leg or get the flu constantly. I have no idea.
Appreciate freedom to spend your time
how you want
b.
You
can’t do what you want when you’re single? I guess you have to put effort into
seeing each other. However I guess if you’re
in a relationship and you don’t want to spend time with your partner than you
need to look at yourself in the pond. m
Consider financial benefits of being
single
c.
Again
these make no sense to me, I think it would be better when I am in a relationship
because I am a finance major. That is
one of the things I am looking forward to sharing financial responsibility with
someone else. Is that weird.
Enjoy the ability to maintain
friendships and create new ones
d.
Wait
when you’re not single you cannot make new friends this list dumbfounds me so
much. If my boyfriend was like you can’t
make new friends I would slap him and make new friends anyway. Than whatever happens next I’ll be fine with.
Know that you have the ability to
seek out romantic relationships if you want to
e.
So
good 10/10.
Ignore media depictions of happy couples
f.
Yep I do this, I have never have. I have known about bad relationships at a pretty
young age.
Focus on becoming the best persons
you can be.
g.
Yes,
something I always tell myself be the person you want your husband to be. Say you want someone who is productive, than
you have to be productive. I want my
husband to be a man so that is one thing I cannot do, well I can but I don’t
feel like it.
Treat yourself
h.
With
what, tamales? I like tamales.
Surround yourself with supportive
people
i.
This
is a good thing to do. You should do
this in any situation, kind of like poison ivy and Harley quin. I have no idea why that was the first thing I
thought of, I like batman.
Encourage yourself
j.
To
do what eat tamales? Yes, I agree Tamales are good. t They
have lard??? When I was a kid I thought lard was grass, the stuff you mow
get your minds out of the gutter.
Become an optimist 1
k.
I
am a realist, so I disagree. Yeah….
How to be Happy
Don’t start with profundities
a.
Deep
thought, hm that leads to dark places.
Do let the sun go down on anger
b.
Don’t
be angry you didn’t get any tamales (Man I want tamales now, super Mercado?)
Fake it till you feel it
c.
Yeah
my bother told me this, it applies to a lot of things. If you have stage fright, someone annoying
likes you, tamales….
Realize that anything worth doing is
doing badly
d.
Yep,
failing is a good thing you can’t learn anything from it than you fail. You fail at failing good job.
Don’t treat the blues with a “treats.”
e.
I
disagree with this, if you’re sad you need something to make you happy. However don’t be obsessive about it, just
pick up a ice cream or a candy not $50 worth of candy or ice cream.
Buy some happiness
f.
What,
no just no YOU Can’t buy happiness WIKI HOW LIED TO ME
Don’t insist on the best
g.
Insist
on the worst, yes.
Exercise to boost energy2
h.
This
works, I have proof.
Don’t worry, choose happy
i.
No,
it’s okay to worry if someone if hanging off a cliff and the only way to save
them is to grab them and pull them up.
If you’re not worried they will die.
Cultivate gratitude
j.
Yes,
say thanks when someone gets you a tamale.
Foster forgiveness
k.
Yes,
don’t hold onto grudges.
Money can’t buy happiness 3
l.
This
contradicts wikihow, L
How to be Funny
Learn what makes you laugh
a.
No,
don’t feel like it
Learn to laugh in boring or unfunny
circumstances
b.
It
makes it more fun!
Learn to appreciate witty wordplay
and puns
c.
I
love puns! Lettuce be off, this toast is eggcellent, these eggs are purrfect!
Appreciate Irony
d.
It
is wonderful!
Trust in your inner sense of humor
e.
Yes
important, everyone has a different sense of human and someday you will find
people who share yours.
Take yourself less seriously
f.
Don’t
think you’re a silly goofball dudes
Put yourself under the spotlight
g.
NOO
NO NO no no no no no NO NO n
Know your audience
h.
Yeah
kids, adults, teens, clowns, carnies, ghosts, celebs, elders, bishops, chaplains,
writers, bloggers, entrepreneur, etc.
Mislead the mind
i.
GO
crazy girl
Strike while the iron is hot
j.
NO,
you’ll hurt your hands owe
Know when not to be funny
k.
Um
I can’t think of anything where it wouldn’t be bad to be funny, but again that is
because I have Asperger’s probably, lol
Be observant 4
l.
Notice
if there are tamales in the room or not
I think I am going to start writing these every two days.
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