Hey finally a bird related post

I just thought this was worth sharing, Have a good day my dudes. AAAAHHHHH!

Visual Novel ROugh and I DUN CAAARE

I am going to try making a visual dating sim on my computer for a little bit every night, shot I spent 3 hours trying to figure it out! I think I somewhat got a hang of it. Every answer to each question has rippling consequences. Muhhahaha Tell me readers what animal of these is your favorite. This is a rough draft, I am using ren;py I have 115 lines so far! THis is my script I made for this is below and very very rough. I just had a thought in my head that it be funny to say I dun caare! Idk why I hope you people have a lovely day and say I dun caare on a unsuspecting person! Oh maybe for fun you can comment what all your favorites are :) Than if I actually finish this rough draft I let you know your results!

• Starting Scenes
• Where do you want to go (Mall, Trash Dump, School,  House)
• “What is your name?”
• Andrea
• “Thats a nice name! That's my name for any random people reading this”
• Bilbo
• “Lord of the RIngs? Really Nerd!!”
• Logorrheawhinchat
• “Wow cool name, haven’t heard that one before”
• Mall
• Shoe store
• Meet otter
• “Hi my name is otter!”
• “What is your favorite color”
• “Blue
• Green
• Purple
• Video game store
• Meet Snail
• S - “Hi my name is snail!”
• “What is your favorite snack
• Junk FOod
• Hot Drinks
• Fruits and Veggie
• Trash dump
• Right
• Pig
• What is your favorite pizza topping?
• Just Cheese
• Pepperoni
• I only eat Vegan
• Left
• Gecko *
• WHat is your favorite Planet
• Mars
• Mercury
• Pluto (It was a planet when I was a kid, so it is a planet in my eyes)
• School*
• "Science Lab*
• Parrot
• What is your favorite type of seed
• Millet
• Grass
• Organic
• Theater*
• Octopus
• WHat is your favorite food
• Grains
• Dairy
• Meat
• House*
• Kitchen*
• Cow
• What is your favorite dessert?
• Cake
• Ice Cream
• Cookies
• Bathroom*
• Hobo Lord (is dog)
• What is your favorite Geographical Feature?
• WaterFalls
• Mountains
• Oceans

* Means need picture

chocolate milk can't talk to you!

I can't think of any cool blog posts to write today, but yeah whatevs.  I hope you all have a great day today.

Quokkas are cute
okay we have come to an understanding good day sir.  I haven't in the slightest why the text has changed so abruptly. 

posts

I just realized I can get away with writing shorter posts because I take a while to make a cool post.
HEy go here so I can get more hearts!

Raisin

There was a raisin in my bathtub.  I wanna try a new recipe that I got from one punch man today.  No worries I will show the update.

bee aprons

I don't understand why people who gloat about how much money they spend.  THen people watch the videos that they make on youtube.  Watch mytoecold, it is a bit much but pretty funny.  Also I am becoming a fan on SuperMega and I think they are coming back soon!  The title was just something I was thinking about, hm yeah I want a bee apron.  I wanna do yoga, I was lazy today because I was exhausted from my trip not including all the prep I had to do.  What will I do when I have to take care of a big people and a little people?  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh
- U have a good day m8

Vacation

I didn't hype up this vacation as much as I did the Ireland trip.  I spent about a week with my family and made sure that no one would throw pitchforks at me.  It was a great trip and no wi-fi at all.  So  I laid in bed and thought about life in general.  Goodbye good people this was just an update post so yeah I'll post when I have more creative or a good idea. No one voted on my poll, that's okay you lolly lickers.

delious recipe

When I got on my diet I thought I couldn't make anything fun, but I was wrong because this pizza was a lot of fun to make and I loved making it :)
I made a Mexican pizza with

• 1 gluten free pizza crust
• *I used 2 egg yolk because I can't have egg white
• Toppings
• Re-fried Beans
• Mexican Vegetable Frozen Mix
• Browned some beef and mixed with gluten free taco mix

To top it off I added some peach applesauce and a snickerdoodle (gluten free)

I attempted to make a blog with recipes once upon a time, maybe I'll go back to doing that.  This recipe is really good and the only way I find I can make a pizza and it taste good.  I get gluten free pizza at Mariano's.  It is green and tastes delicious. I spelled delicious wrong on purpose in the title. Same reason why I called the blog Birb and not bird.

Hi!

BEautiful 

I am going on a vacation soon, so I have been preparing for that.  I haven't even played video games am I turning into an adult who doesn't play video games ahh.  I am just writing this to let you guys know that I won't be on this blog for a while.  It has felt more of as a chore than something fun.  I don't want this to be a chore, I doubt anyone will miss it but yeah.  It will be a while before I post on here again.  This post is entirely to let you know that.  I hope you people have a good day!
"WE SHOULD WORK TOWARD WORLD PEACE.  LIKE GIVING EVERYONE IN THE WORLD AN UPA CUSHION" ~Mayuri
~TUTURU!!!

How to...

Hey readers, from Germany from France, from Iowa I don't know who you are really.  However I like anyone who wants to read my blog or sneeze at it, hey buddy you're cool with me. I realized that my blog has been lackluster recently.  I read Mandy's Blog and it inspired me to spend more time with my blog and not just throw up anything I feel like writing down on this website.  Actually I am writing it on Word because I understand this processor better and I write my all my text based projects on this program.  Hm I think I will tell you a story I learned something from so you can learn from it to?  Hopefully… One time I left my DS on the plane because I fell asleep and it fell under the blankets and I didn’t see it when I was on the plane.  I had to run across the airport to get it and I got it luckily.  I think it was a time when people still had DS’s.  So someone could have taken it thinking it was theirs.  From that experience I learned that you need to keep track of all of your belongings and make sure you don’t lose anything.  Sometimes you lose things because you have been neglecting them. ~

I looked up the most popular how to on google, they are be single, happy, and funny.    Okay I will tell you how to do all those three things so you don’t have to!  I am going to write down the general items and then write my own descriptions for them without reading them. (well more if I agree with them or not)

How to Be Single

Consider Health Benefits of being single

a.      So when you’re not single you get a disease? That’s doesn’t sound fun.  This one doesn’t make any sense. When you date someone you break your leg or get the flu constantly.  I have no idea.

Appreciate freedom to spend your time how you want

b.      You can’t do what you want when you’re single? I guess you have to put effort into seeing each other.  However I guess if you’re in a relationship and you don’t want to spend time with your partner than you need to look at yourself in the pond. ^m

Consider financial benefits of being single

c.       Again these make no sense to me, I think it would be better when I am in a relationship because I am a finance major.  That is one of the things I am looking forward to sharing financial responsibility with someone else.  Is that weird.

Enjoy the ability to maintain friendships and create new ones

d.      Wait when you’re not single you cannot make new friends this list dumbfounds me so much.  If my boyfriend was like you can’t make new friends I would slap him and make new friends anyway.  Than whatever happens next I’ll be fine with.

Know that you have the ability to seek out romantic relationships if you want to

e.      So good 10/10. 

Ignore media depictions of happy couples

f.        Yep I do this, I have never have.  I have known about bad relationships at a pretty young age.

Focus on becoming the best persons you can be.

g.      Yes, something I always tell myself be the person you want your husband to be.  Say you want someone who is productive, than you have to be productive.  I want my husband to be a man so that is one thing I cannot do, well I can but I don’t feel like it. 

Treat yourself

h.      With what, tamales?  I like tamales.

Surround yourself with supportive people

i.        This is a good thing to do.  You should do this in any situation, kind of like poison ivy and Harley quin.  I have no idea why that was the first thing I thought of, I like batman. 

Encourage yourself

j.        To do what eat tamales? Yes, I agree Tamales are good. ^{t They have lard???} When I was a kid I thought lard was grass, the stuff you mow get your minds out of the gutter.

Become an optimist ¹

k.       I am a realist, so I disagree.  Yeah….

How to be Happy

Don’t start with profundities

a.      Deep thought, hm that leads to dark places.

Do let the sun go down on anger

b.      Don’t be angry you didn’t get any tamales (Man I want tamales now, super Mercado?)

Fake it till you feel it

c.       Yeah my bother told me this, it applies to a lot of things.  If you have stage fright, someone annoying likes you, tamales….

Realize that anything worth doing is doing badly

d.      Yep, failing is a good thing you can’t learn anything from it than you fail.  You fail at failing good job.

Don’t treat the blues with a “treats.”

e.      I disagree with this, if you’re sad you need something to make you happy.  However don’t be obsessive about it, just pick up a ice cream or a candy not $50 worth of candy or ice cream.

Buy some happiness

f.        What, no just no YOU Can’t buy happiness WIKI HOW LIED TO ME

Don’t insist on the best

g.      Insist on the worst, yes.

Exercise to boost energy²

h.      This works, I have proof. 

Don’t worry, choose happy

i.        No, it’s okay to worry if someone if hanging off a cliff and the only way to save them is to grab them and pull them up.  If you’re not worried they will die.

Cultivate gratitude

j.        Yes, say thanks when someone gets you a tamale.

Foster forgiveness

k.       Yes, don’t hold onto grudges.

Money can’t buy happiness ³

l.        This contradicts wikihow, L

How to be Funny

Learn what makes you laugh

a.      No, don’t feel like it

Learn to laugh in boring or unfunny circumstances

b.      It makes it more fun!

Learn to appreciate witty wordplay and puns

c.       I love puns! Lettuce be off, this toast is eggcellent, these eggs are purrfect!

Appreciate Irony

d.      It is wonderful!

Trust in your inner sense of humor

e.      Yes important, everyone has a different sense of human and someday you will find people who share yours.

Take yourself less seriously

f.        Don’t think you’re a silly goofball dudes

Put yourself under the spotlight

g.      NOO NO NO no no no no no NO NO ⁿ

Know your audience

h.      Yeah kids, adults, teens, clowns, carnies, ghosts, celebs, elders, bishops, chaplains, writers, bloggers, entrepreneur, etc.   

Mislead the mind

i.        GO crazy girl

Strike while the iron is hot

j.        NO, you’ll hurt your hands owe

Know when not to be funny

k.       Um I can’t think of anything where it wouldn’t be bad to be funny, but again that is because I have Asperger’s probably, lol

Be observant ⁴

l.        Notice if there are tamales in the room or not

1 - http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Single-and-Happy

2 - https://www.google.com/#q=how+to+be+happy

3 - http://www.webmd.com/balance/guide/choosing-to-be-happy?page=3

4 - http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Funny

I think I am going to start writing these every two days. 

Word Map

I didn't post anything yesterday.  Sometimes I write these earlier or before I go to bed yesterday I was planning on writing it before I went to bed.  Turns out I fell asleep like a light and didn't even write a blog.  Bah but does it matter no not really.  I made a word map on the book I have been working on.  It is currently 29 pages, single spaced including all the notes.  Ah, man It isn't that long at all. So apparently the words I used the most were Ingram and said, wow this book is going to do great!  I like making sentences out of this, Train time become want every job, Oh things felt Sally.  Ibetsam said anything.  Hehe I am not a writer in the slightest but I like this project and I continue to work on it in varying degrees.  I am bad at getting things done. Okay I hope you people have a lovely day!  Something looked over because every job good.

7-5 = 3

Here is something I never understood.  It might be something so obvious and I am just ignorant to it but hey I gonna put it out there because it confuses me so.  Why is that 7-5 = 2 but when you count 5-6-7 it has 3 numbers in it?  I am just curious how that works.  I know how to subtract easily but I don't get the concept because this small things confuses me.  I bet everyone knows and is yelling at me but eh? I hope you people have a good day!

Whip cream pouring like waterfalls

All that needs to be said today is this picture I made I hope you enjoy it lovely people.  Do your best and have a good day!  JELLO  Ugh no one voted on my poll, I see how it is, you don't wuv me anymore!  Well I have no idea if anyone who reads this wuvs me, I know my mom does but anyone else?  I HAVE a dog, no i lied.  I haven't been good lately cries

Orginality

I think i try to hard to make this blog interesting to other people sometimes than myself.  I am going to make this blog for myself and just do whAt i like.  I would rather read a book than go to a party. You know dog. Yeah yeah i had a headache today and hepled mys sister today. I took a bath with bubbles my life is exciting.  I didnt go to my bros house 😞 I hope you people hVe a good day. Come on guys no one gonna take my survey?

WHALES 🐋🐋🐋🍰🐋🐋🐋🍇🐋🐋🐋🍎🐋🐋🐋🍙🐋🐋🐋🍜🐋🐋🐋
Okay i wanna make predictions for me before you movie. Girl is like im a loser, meets boy. Boy thinks girl is loser boy realizes he is loser to. Boy decides girl is worth getting to know. Girl and boy fall into concentual relationship. Girl has other suitor from hometown. Boy goes to hospital. Girl crys and boy has a death scare. However comes back unexpectedly and girl is dating suitor. Boy crys and dies of broken heart.  Dude that turned into edgar allen poe wait no he is more awesome. I love the "raven". I want to go back into writing poetry. I always loved doing it at school and sometimes got carried away always went toward dark themes. ☺️ Well not that one about pools. Harry Potter is so cool he lives in a pool. I wrote that onE 9 years ago.

Is there a cow?

I had a random thought that my fish was on my guitar.  However it was just the Apple TV loading screen reflection on my guitar, it was a fish... Now everyone knows.  Great.  Byakuran is doing great.  I have way to many plants, I hate to abandon some because I have to many to take care for.  Jello is for my knees.  You know when you have way to many things to take care of you don't tend to focus on them individually.  Hey I will try my best we'll see how many are alive.  I did a puzzle today with no picture.  First you do borders, than you group the colours together and when all hope is lost you, you (ARGH I CAN'T WATCH ONE VIDEO WITHOUT IT SKipping!!) just take all the pieces and fit them in until you find the right one, than go from their kiddos.  Okay I hope you lovely people have a day.

*IMPORTANT UPDATE
ARGH someone stole my stapler... wait I left it in the kitchen

yo yo

I don't feel like writing a post today, but I will.  I wonder what is going to come out?  One time I saw a bear and it was a bear.  Okay that is good for today, comment if you saw a bear that is a bear.